do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.